You do know that your sign is the sign of inspiration? Of genius? You do remember this? It's true. Linda Goodman says 75% of the Hall of Famers are Aquarian. This is a staggering amount.

This is a long horoscope and I mention this now, dear Aquarius, because everything is in your second house of self-esteem and finance.

Ah, money, money, money (makes the world go round).

In your second house of finance and self-esteem you have: the life-saving Sun; your ruler revolutionary Uranus; brilliant Mercury; sexy Mars; healing Chiron; prioritizing Vesta;. and an exciting new Moon on Friday, March 4.

That's a hotbed of planetary activity. Do something about money, quick!

The value of yourself should not be measured by how much money you make, but you have been on a quest to change your earning capacity, and you have taken it on yourself - WAY hard!  

Waiting for the world to recognize - and pay you for - your genius is not the way to go this March.

Charming seductress though you are - and you are, as of next Tuesday, March 1. Beauty and love planet Venus in your sign has you oozing charisma. You can enchant people - men and women - at the blink of an eye. You are covered - how shall I say this? - very prettily.

This attraction is outrageous from March 1 - March 27.

Enjoy it.

And from next Tuesday, March 1, begin putting it to good use. Give generously, communicate, no matter how you feel. You've been feeling rather down lately especially where it concerns the learning curve.

Until Sunday, March 27, when Venus leaves your sign - ah, but so happily enters your cash house!

Money will be better by the end of March.

To some of you Aquarians, I say: get a job. Like an ordinary human mortal. Why should you not work? It is Time. It is Time.

I would acknowledge the great gifts - the genius, the inspiration - and then say, you've got to support yourself.

It's a depression, darling. We're bang in the middle of it.

It doesn't take an economist to say that. Your money's not going to last forever, and everyone's got to work!

Viva la union!

You're a humanist at heart, so you know what I'm talking about. (Anyone else reading this horoscope would have fled by now).

My poor heart

You have been disappointed. That you haven't been paid as the genius that you are. Hmmm.

You have to get a job. For a little while. And then, you get your genius grant. You need to slow way, way down on your traveling. You could get an injury. I'm not saying it like they do in Boardwalk Empire, but it's a warning nevertheless. Stay home and do the exploration in your mind.

Jupiter is blessing your third house of neighbors and neighborhood until June 4, 2011. The best luck you've had in this area - it also rules communications and writing - in some twelve years. This includes profit luck. So prosper among your neighbors, in your neighborhood until June 4, 2011.

I know it means changing a wealth of travel plans and tickets, I am sorry.

Just don't say I didn't warn you.

In your second house of cash (and self-esteem) you have: the life-saving Sun; your ruler individualist Uranus; brilliant Mercury; sexy Mars; healing Chiron; prioritizing Vesta; and a lovely new Moon on Friday, March 4.

A new arrangement appears in your financial house - around Friday, March 4.

Are you going to get a job then? Or continue spinning your wheels?

Think about it.

They're many Aquarians who don't have to work at a real job because they are being "funded". Every Aquarius I know is supported by a genius grant.

Aquarius, you are also the sign of realism.

Just for a short while, a part-time, vastly important, job. Then your funds come through - for your gifts in communication more than anything else.

You're a genius persuader. I've fallen under several Aquarian spells myself! You could sell ice to the eskimos -- well, you probably could now, given the rate of global warming. (Don't get me started.) And you do good in the world.

Yes, even Aquarian Sarah Palin - she is here to stir up the left. Who are now famously sluggish - did they go on vacation? - in this country. She is not like an Aquarian at all, you find these people once in a long, long while - an American Taliban - that it must stir people to action.

What happened to you leading that movement? All the revolutions in the world have happened under the influence of your ruling planet, revolutionary Uranus. Uranus is meant to be shocking - it rules electricity, it shocks. It - somehow - gives a humanitarian gift to the world.

Yes, even poor Sarah Palin. By balancing out the left. Or tring to - but the sluggish left aren't responding.  

I'd say you've been too personally preoccupied. Or too tired to do any more work. Because that's what Aquarians do all the time - work. I've never seen an Aquarius idle.

It's just the job work part of it - and I know you've killed yourself there too, and who wouldn't want to be done with it? - but we discussed that earlier.

I hope I'm not being too blunt or harsh with you, Aquarius. I have supported you from the very beginning, and I still support you.

To the rest of you Aquarians I would say job well done. You're doing great work. Teaching, teaching, teaching, wherever you go.

You are, I remind you, the Teacher of the zodiac. Many astrologers say Sagittarius is the teacher of the zodiac, but I don't agree. Sagittarians are too impatient. You are the teacher of the zodiac.  

Whatever job you are in, you will be guiding, consulting, lifting people up and closer to the light.

You are the humanitarian bearer of water, pouring inspiration into the world.     

Now -- to LOVE.

Attached Aquarian: The problem is clouded by Neptune - in your first house of self. Neptune rules fog, ocean, mist, mirrors. At the moment it is hard to have a clear idea of yourself.

Your relationship may have, inadvertently, blinded you. Sideswiped you, everlastingly distracted you. Whether this means plenty of sex, or none at all, you are, as I said earlier, very preoccupied.

It's time for re-aligning things and coming up with new approaches to old problems, as well as looking forward to radical new plans of action that may not begin this second.

First, deal with your old problems in new ways.

You just need to do the work now. Behind the scenes - just to work.

You or your partner see something. The solution becomes obvious.

Your Sun sign is in genius Aquarius. But what about your Jupiter sign? That's how you become rich...

And this month, money does get better.

Single Aquarius, this month money also gets better.

In the dating scene you'll get plenty of invitations, but your response is rather no tomato. What about that player you're smitten with? He is a player. He will dance onto other songs after you. But that doesn't make it any less fun. It's just a drag he's so far away.

Swell up, Carole King song: (seriously)

So far away

So far away

Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?

It's a beautiful song. Listen to it.

Beauty planet Venus dances into your sign this Tuesday, March 1, and you start to feel better. And you look AWESOME. Venus is, as I said, all about beauty and your first house rules your looks and charisma - so you attract this March like bees to honey!  

And Dear humanitarian water bearer, it is more essential than ever that you get close, or closer to, the EARTH.

Breathe in as much fresh air as you can; go for walks; definitely hug those trees.

The good news is that whatever has been bothering you and distressing you about ancient family, including early childhood and ghosts, is about to come out.

To burst out and heal and be gone rather than festering inside, and giving you a serious health condition.

Now is your chance, Aquarius, to deal with this once and for all.

Whatever is is from your family or background that has kept you from being truly a part of a new family now, or has kept you outside of the community you want to be in, or from being the person you really are - well, you're going to clear it up, right?

Yes, you are.

You are braver and stronger than you know. Incredibly strong.

Mars is agitating your second house of self-esteem and finances, causing you to ask, Am I worth it, am I worth it? But that is WHY all this is happening.

Not only are you worth it, but it's time you knew it, felt it, lived it. It's time to stop beating yourself up around this awful question.

You let go of past abuses, suffered from others, internalized in yourself, and I applaud you. Change like this takes a lot of guts.

Your body may act up, but it is only to shed old pain. Your ruling planet, shocking Uranus, gets you to see yourself in a new light. This can only be good, however shaky it might make you feel at times.

Uranus is also preparing to leave your second house of cash and self-esteem on Friday, March 11. No more shocking disappointments here!

You should be feeling the effects shortly - you can blame some of your wobbly feelings on that too! - so be aware when you feel like lashing out at those who are really supporting you.

And by the way, you should know who those people are now. They're not who you once thought they were. Stay close to people who are sane and mature. That's how you stay more sane and mature, too.

You have many soul mates coming forward to help you out. Lean on them for support. It is your time to be taken care of.

You, who have taken care of so many in your lifetime, now need to learn how to receive. Love. Healthy love!

In terms of home and your place in the world: wherever you're happy and doing well - is where you should live.

Now is not a time to be moving or buying a new house in any case because of the ahem, cash flow. Not to worry (I know you are), but best to sit tight on all fronts: financial, psychological, and spiritual.

You are moving toward a real ideal of your life, Aquarius, and you WILL reach it.  

Bravo, Aquarius! I along with so many are cheering you all the way.  

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I look forward to reading you, dear Aquarius.

YOUR LUCKY DAYS!  Aquarius Sun and Aquarius Jupiter, your times of destiny are:

(Eastern Time) Tuesday, March 1 from 12:14 AM; all day Wednesday, March 2; Thursday, March 3 until 11:47 AM;  Monday, March 28 from 7:00 AM; all day Tuesday, March 29; Wednesday, March 30 until 6:38 PM.

Check both your Sun sign and your Jupiter sign: double your luck!

Take care.

With love,

Madalyn Aslan