First, Pisces, allow me to say how extremely sexy you are appearing as March ends. Sexy Mars in your sign and in your first house of looks and body has you positively oozing charisma and attraction. Even if you're not feeling it! Others certainly are...  

Second, and onto April, T.S. Eliot, born in 1888, wrote that "April is the cruellest month" deliberately contrasting Geoffrey Chaucer, centuries before him (born 1342) who proclaimed that April was a month of joy.

April, for you, is a melting of these two contrasts, swinging one way and the other. And the awesome news is that you come out on top of the rocky waves!

Also, your ruling planet, enchanting, inspirational, and dreamy Neptune, comes home into the sign it rules - yours - on Monday, April 4. And thus, you come "home" to yourself, in a way you never have.

You are very aware of human beings' weaknesses and needs - and you respond beautifully and give brilliant advice. I want you to do this for yourself now, dear Pisces. Give. Yourself. Advice.

You too are human. And life is just utterly bizarre sometimes.   

Do not run away at this time, dear Pisces. Money and work are finally about to get much, much better. (I know, I know...it has seemed endless.)

In fact, you can expect a change to come up almost immediately. A new financial arrangement in April's first week.

It may not be immediately good news - but look farther along and you will see that it is very good news indeed.

Congratulations! You have worked hard for this. Now, in April, you get to enjoy the fruits of your labors.

Your secret weapon this April? Act like a Scorpio. Stay observant and objective. Careful and mindful of your investment. Keep your eye on the prize.

For now you have an amazing array of planetary bodies in your second house of finance and self-worth! In here you have: the almighty, life-giving Sun; lotto lucky Jupiter (your ancient ruler); brilliant Mercury; revolutionary Uranus; sexy Mars as of Saturday, April 2; an exciting new Moon on Sunday, April 3; and lovely Venus as of Thursday, April 21.

April's main theme is money and your self-worth.

Because Mercury is  going retrograde in your second house of money and self-worth, there will be some opportunities for change in these areas this April.

And a ceasing of the difficult changes and challenging transformations in your dealings with professional colleagues and friends.

You can play much more as a result, and this is perfect because Mercury retrograde is upon us!

Yes, 'tis the season of Mercury retrograde again - and remember, everyone goes through this - everyone on the planet - so be kind and compassionate to everyone out there.

It is a time to take a break, go zen, play a little. Because, for everyone, no matter how hard you try, business is not as usual.

The hardest thing is to have patience. But with patience, come the rewards!

This all happens for you in your second house of money and self-worth.

For everyone Mercury rules cell phones, as well as land lines, computers, cars, planes - and all thought and movement, including all forms of travel. He likes to go fast - he is the winged messenger who flies.

But he's going to be retrograding the first three weeks of April.

If you are traveling during this time - even in your car - just relax.

You will be noticing how travel is delayed, phones aren't working properly, and everyone keeps changing times on you.

The official day Mercury goes retrograde is Wednesday, March 30. This lasts - for everyone in the world - until Saturday, April 23.

You need to be aware that you could lose or misplace things - such as your wallet, your phone - cars break down - appointments are forgotten or broken - and the ordered universe generally goes awry.

The good news? It only lasts three weeks!

Mercury particularly affects electronics and any form of travel. Back up your computer files. Mercury rules all forms of communications, including, from the 1940's, computers. Computers go wonky during Mercury retrograde, as do phones, and anything that has to do with communication.

The work you can do?   

RE-trograde means to go backwards. The past becomes very powerful. You can re-examine it. Old people pop up in your life.

A great deal of healing is possible at this time. Mercury, after all, also rules healing.  

Retrograde rules all the RE-words.

See, Pisces, which of these REsonate with YOU:

Reduce, recycle, remix, repurpose, recreate, repair, refresh, reinvigorate, refine, redo, reinvent, recommit, refocus, revive, reconnect, reuse, reform, rejoice, re-evaluate, relive, rethink, renew, reorder, regnerate, respect, reactivate, rearrange, reclaim, revisit, relate

Reciprocate

Receive

Reconstruct, revise, re-engage, rewind

Release, recruit, rewrite, respond, reflect, review, relieve, rebound, remember, reward, reface, reassign, reinforce, rework, revere, refuel, regain

Regard, reinterpret, reconsider, re-educate, repeat.

And, finally, RE-lax. It's really the best thing you can do during a Mercury retrograde. Not to get, as the English say, your knickers in a twist, if things don't go according to plan. That's life!

If anyone can understand this, dear Pisces, it is you. In fact, you could write a book about it.

The only thing to really watch for this month is other people's worst case scenarios. Especially if you're sharing domestic quarters with someone or seeing the same person in your work environment everyday. You can expect annoyances.

It ANNOYS you that you have to do this and that. I understand. You don't feel like tidying your stuff so that they can do - whatever. I understand.

Well, dear Pisces, the results come in. The polls are tallied. Consequences come rolling down the hallway.

It's fine. Just don't take it personally and all will be well.

After all, planet of beauty and love Venus enters your sign on Sunday, March 27, and you are about to receive a ton of admiration and attention.

Allow yourself to feel as adored as you are, let the negativity go, and you will allow yourself to fall in love - all over again.   

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I look forward to reading you, dear Pisces.

YOUR LUCKY DAYS! Pisces Sun and Pisces Jupiter, your times of destiny are:

(Eastern Time) Wednesday, March 30 from 6:38 PM; all day Thursday, March 31; all day Friday, April 1; until 7:16 AM on Saturday, April 2; Wednesday, April 27 from 12:57 AM; all day Thursday, April 28; Friday, April 29 until 1:33 PM.  

Check both your Sun sign and your Jupiter sign: double your luck!

Take care.

With love,

Madalyn Aslan